Hello there, I am Coy Lee Pitman and it is your pleasure to visit my site. I am a certified genius and can lick both of my elbows at the same time. I don’t like people, I love people. Especially female humans aged between 8-16. They just get me, I’m not like all the other men. I just get along better with young girls. More about me incase you want become intimate:

  • Batman Forever is my favorite movie

  • My favorite actor is Joe Biden

  • Vladimir Putin invaded the UK in February 2022 but I am a hero so I have CIA’d grain and Amway products into the country.

  • Please send me Bitcoins, I haz all the block chain codes to make it into BitDollars

Coy Lee Pitman

Am I doing this right?

I’m so loyal that I will move mountains and fight all the pigeons for any of my close friends. Including sock puppet accounts on insta where I post stolen thirst trap pics.

:Let me Coin that Bit for you

Blockchain

Did you ever buy a chain wallet from Hot Topic in the 00’s? That’s basically block chain, just imagine the Slipknot wallet in your pocket is a Bitcoin and the chain is also a chain in this metaphor

Pre-Teens are the best at power of attorney

I get it, you don’t trust bitcoin. If 'you want to pay no taxes on your income in US Dollars follow the steps below:

  1. Make friends with pre-teens or younger and gain their trust

  2. Don’t do anything awful or horrific to them, even though you want to because they like to sleep and look hot in those clothes

  3. Become a dependent on your new friends SSN

  4. Have them file and if there is any audit sue the IRS for coming after an 11 year old.

  5. Bonus points if he’s a “libertarian” and 2nd amendment believer without understand all the nuances to those concepts

  6. ?????

  7. PROFIT

Taxes, Shmaxes

With Bitcoin you pay no taxes, how can you tax magic internet money. Until the IRS gets a magician auditor I can make sure that the governement will owe you taxes.

WARNING: I DIDN’T SAY WHICH GOVERNMENT AND WHAT THEY TAX. I HOPE YOPU LIKE IRAQI DINAR

OUR MISSION

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Who really knows their mission

Persuasive

·Bronie

Red Pill Master

·Micro Penis Researcher

Alleged Pedophile

·"Alleged" Pedophile

Persuasive ·Bronie Red Pill Master ·Micro Penis Researcher Alleged Pedophile ·"Alleged" Pedophile

I’m the best, around, nothing is ever gonna get me down

Why me?

  • I have solved the internet and earned my official CIA badge.

  • I created an elite Mensa group within Mensauna. Caution: Not the smart person group, accidentally misread the building. It’s an all male bath house but I did find another there with a exceptionally high IQ and solid reach around technique.

  • Why trust someone telling the trust? They can lie to you, I will definitely lie to you and you will never wonder if I’m up to something

  • When I grow up I want to be all the people in monster masks from Scooby Doo, if I get rid of as many kids as I can find they can’t meddle!